1. get weed seeds: now these seeds are exclusive and are very hard to find. Youre chances of finding them is the same chance of scoring 2 pot of gold at the end of a double rainbow, heck the chance of even finding a pot of gold!
2. Plant seeds: now when you plant seeds you gotta plant them in a very special soil called, wilnevaeksist soil. This type of soil can only be acquired after drying out unicorn feces. Once you dried it out, you have to place the soil on a very very very warm butt cheeks of a hot woman, not a burning one but hot as in Miley Cyrus hot
, then plant the seeds
3. Growing the plant: alright kids this is the special part of growing your happy bush so pay attetion! Once the seeds are firmly planted on a hot womans butt cheeks you gotta give it some nutrients! like how you do to other plants! but unlike other plants you dont feed it water! NOOO WATEER! you gotta give it goodies! feed it like your feeding your stomach! give it the tender love and care like you do when youre hungry! give it mc nuggets, Fillet-o-Fish, some slurpees, brownies, beer, and all the other sh*T stoners consume. Like plants you also gotta give it some love! bring a hooker or 2 and let it have fun! just do it regularly and dont miss any days or it wont be so much of a happy bush!
Once youve grown youre own happy bush you can now be all high and jolly with your mates and a couple of hoes!
ENJOY!
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Mon Jan 26, 2015 6:14 am