[Forum Game] 3 Word Story

Well this is the most hilarious forum game I've participated in my forum life, so let's get this started.

Rules:

You may only post 3 words in this thread.
You can not use hyphens to string up words together. Eg: this-is-an-example of story
Most important is be creative and have fun!

Let's start then! I'll be the first to go.


There was once ....

That ate a ....

but was actually ..

that thought he

was smoking weed